“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”
LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS
he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road
he wants to get to
the other side
the motherfucking chicken is suicidal
oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE
So my sim made this face..and then her butt went up in flames.
White people
Oh my fucking god I’m crying
i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
(Source: fuckslutena)
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
(Source: carlosbaila)
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
Home cinema
you are the future
did this broccoli just flip me off?
It looks sassy
It seems like it’s saying “hold up there gurl”
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)








